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men peeing all over the toilet and the floor in front of the toilet.

What can I do to keep my husband from peeing on the floor in front of the toilet! I have asked him several times to try to make sure he is aiming correctly. Then I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and step in it! This is really pissing me off! Plus it smells. I had to RIP out the bathroom carpet because he ruined it! HELP

by: G-1216


March 02, 2016 (3 years ago)

7 Replies & Comments

Is it only at night that he does this? Because if he's being a pig only at night, I would suggest you put a blue light bulb into the bathroom and keep it on all night. I tried this with my ex and it helped him to see much better at night and kept him "awake" at night enough to aim, but not so awake that it disturbed his sleep for the rest of the night.

However, if it's not at night and your hubby does it all day and night and begging him to stop is not doing anything, I would wonder if this is not a deal-breaker. I mean, this is disrespectful to you, and I'm sorry, but I would not live with a man who did this to me. It is disgusting and filthy and as far as I am concerned, no different than if he urinated on ME. It is the same thing. I am angry for you just thinking about it. I would give him an ultimatum.
(By the way, did you see the other huge thread about man who sit down while peeing, so their women don't have to clean up?? Many men sit out of respect for their woman or significant others. Have you tried asking your hubby?)

by: G-823

Message #1

March 02, 2016 (3 years ago)

Stick a finger in one nostril and drag him in there and force him to walk in the urine!! See if that changes his tune!!!

by: G-825

Message #2

March 02, 2016 (3 years ago)

What can I do to keep my husband from peeing on the floor in front of the toilet!
I see several solutions :

1- put a paper towel on the floor, this might shame him to see the results of his behaviour. I mean, men don't necessarily sees the "drops" on the floor, with a paper towel, they'll be clearly visible, and it might help him realizes the problem, and be more caution.

2- a variant, can be to put a sticker with a nice reminder.

3- change husbands, if he is still under warranty, you might get a new model, younger, nicer for free.


by: OldGrouchy

Message #3

March 10, 2016 (3 years ago)

Oh, Old Grouchy, the paper towels are actually a good idea! Yeah, he should be able to see for himself the filthy mess he is making. I'm not sure, however, that this man cares. I get the impression from the wife that the husband knows he is making a mess and just doesn't care. I was going to suggest she save her pee in a quart container and pour it over him during the night. I think his disgust and outrage might give him an idea of what it is like for her to walk in his mess night after night and have to scrub the floors after him for years. That is what I would do for sure.

by: G-845

Message #4

March 10, 2016 (3 years ago)

my solution ... Waking up in the middle of the night to a missing toilet seat or pee... I just made a very not so polite LOUD slamming of the toilet seat followed by a what the *&^$%^*(())&U*&^$ making sure he woke up the same way I was. Did that about 5 times at 3 AM. He sits now. Seat is always down now and splatters ended.

by: G-1210

Message #5

March 04, 2017 (2 years ago)

In many cases, and as uncomfortable as it may be - pinching off the tip of the penis will permit a straiter aim. However, a man who cannot lift the seat to urinate is selfish, disrerding of others and definitely selfish. Men, such as myself, should urinate several times barefooted and have lower legs exposed to feel the splashing droplets hitting their legs and feet. Perhaps then they would better understand. You can now call me a PREVIOUS STANDER. I am a single man tired of cleaning up misdirected and splashed SEWAGE on my bathroom floor. Either that, or have them step outside away from any plants, as urine can sometimes kill them. Look where dogs have killed grass. I have thought of inventions, problem is they're an eyesore. Such as a funnel with a tube. Not worth the look.

by: G-1616

Message #6

January 14, 2019 (12 months ago)

That's why some men pee in the sink, or in the bathtub, ... is it better... I leave you make your mind 🙂

by: G-1641

Message #7

February 07, 2019 (11 months ago)

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